July 3, 2013
A spaceman set out on a tripFrom Andromeda's spiral arm tip
He flew across space
At a terrible pace
Through a space-time continuum rip
July 3, 2013
At light-speed he found that things areQuite relative when they are far
His trip was cut short
With an engine abort
And he ended up next to our star
July 6, 2013
When he spotted our pretty blue globe itSeemed like a good place to orbit
Our broadcasts he captured
Becoming enraptured
'Cause our daytime TV is real sordid
July 13, 2013
He came down in the backwoods of ArkansasWhere your brother is likely your son-in-law
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